…Davis’ promotion is happy news for almost everyone involved. Everyone except Daniel Murphy. Currently sidelined with a right knee injury, the Mets’ incumbent first baseman has yet to see the field in 2010. And when he does, his team has no position for him. Assuming that Ike Davis gets every chance to produce and shine, it seems that Murphy has been Wally Pipp-ed. As Murphy rehabs, the Mets will probably re-visit the path of 2009, trying to expand upon his versatility and groom him for another shot at second base or for a possible super utility role.

The NYPD is currently searching a man suspected of murdering a 3-2 fastball on the evening of April 23rd. The ball was found dead on the Shea Bridge at around 8:40pm by a number of onlookers. He was brutally hit with witnesses described as a “nasty swing bro!” Forensics teams believe the ball died upon [...]

While the overall product may change in the future, we can confirm that last night’s first baseman was the real Ike Davis. It’s clear that the features of this leaked, next-generation first baseman are entirely new and different from those possessed by players platooning the position before him. Here are our brief findings: What change [...]